Paris Hilton’s family is planning a “get out of jail” celebration when the pampered princess finally is freed. The Hard Rock Cafe has refused to host it. Good for them. Spoiled rich kids are never going to learn that the world doesn’t revolve around them and their money if we keep rewarding them every time they do something stupid. “Aww, poor baby had to spend a month in jail because they dared to treat you the same as everyone else! Cheer up, I booked the entire city of Las Vegas to celebrate your freedom!” Bleah. Good to know she’s making such a great role model for people. OJ already taught us that if you’re rich and famous, you can get away with murder, so I guess drunk driving is paltry in comparison.