In today's headlines...

New Oliver Stone movie “World Trade Center” expected to do well at the box office, despite criticism that “it’s too soon.” At least he didn’t try to turn a disaster into a love story.

Mike Douglas dies at 81; last words were, “I’ll be Right Back.”

Unabomber’s possessions ordered to be auctioned off. Strangely enough, most of the interested parties were wearing turbans.

California Appellate Court rules in favor of continuing the requirement that students take an exit exam before being given a diploma. There will be an appeal just as soon as the plantiffs consult Big Bird and Elmo on how to spell “objection.”

A Greyhound bus in Jacksonville, FL was held up for two hours when a man was suspected of carrying a gun. The man was described as “acting peculiar, talking to himself, sweating profusely, and he had on a long, leather trench coat.” When they realized the man was from Vermont, the bus was allowed to continue on its way.