How to tell you're homesick...

– You hold out a piece of roast beef for a beagle that isn’t there.
– You announce “I’m home!” to an empty apartment.
– You can hear your wife telling you not to leave your socks on the floor, even though she’s not here.
– You make enough dinner for two even though you’re the only one there.
– You come home and expect to see your wife’s car in the driveway.
– Your wife calls and your first thought is that she’s on her way home.
– You miss the loud quacking noises your bird makes when you’re trying to eat or hold a conversation.