How to install a printer

Hardware:

  1. Unpack HP Photosmart All-in-One C6100 and put on a table
  2. Remove 10 yards of tape and a plastic bag large enough to cover a motorcycle
  3. Install SIX ink cartridges
  4. Put in paper
  5. Turn printer on
  6. Hit OK button when prompted to run cartridge alignment.
  7. Come back in 5 minutes.
  8. Go to the menu to make sure the printer found your wireless network
  9. Dig the CD’s out from the pile of documentation.

Software – Windows:

  1. Insert CD and click on Install
  2. Wait
  3. Watch file copying progress (Step 1/4, 2/4, etc)
  4. Start Connection Setup, select Wireless Network
  5. Wait while Setup looks for HP printers
  6. Wonder why Setup didn’t find any HP printers
  7. Click Back, try again
  8. And again
  9. and again
  10. Swear
  11. Point at printer and tell Setup “It’s over there!”
  12. Try again
  13. and again
  14. Wait 10 minutes to make sure Windows is actually seeing the printer’s host name (since sometimes new systems take a while to appear in a Network list)
  15. Try again
  16. Give up and select Manual setup
  17. Walk across room and go into Printer setup to find out what the IP address is.
  18. Enter IP address into the “Search” field and click Next
  19. “Oh, you mean THAT printer!”
  20. Wait some more while even more files are copied
  21. Reboot
  22. More files are copied
  23. Your printer is installed! Time elapsed: 35 minutes

Software – Mac:

  1. Insert CD and run the HP Installer
  2. Watch file copying progress
  3. Start Connection Setup, select Wireless Network
  4. List of printers comes up; HP PhotoSmart C6100 Series is already there.
  5. Select it and click on “Make Default.”
  6. More files copied.
  7. Your printer is installed! Time elapsed: 4 minutes

(This is not an exaggeration… this is an actual account of my experience installing driver software onto the Windows and Mac OSX side of my MacBook Pro.)

Glenn Brensinger

Glenn Brensinger