All I need to know, I learned from Judge shows.

So here is a list of things to remember whenever you’re debating someone:

1. Talk over your opponent at every possible opportunity. Make sure that you are the only one who can be heard, regardless of whether or not what you are saying is relevant or even true. If your opponent says something that makes your case look bad, laugh and say “that’s a lie, that’s ridiculous, that’s not true” repeatedly until you have taken over the debate.

2. Every time your opponent says something, shout out “that’s a lie” “that’s not true” “he lyin’.” The more you say it, the more credible you sound.

3. When you get caught in a lie, change the subject so people forget that you’re a dishonest person.

4. When your side looks weak, start tossing insults. It draws attention away from your opponent.

5. Carry a smug look and attitude at all times. It makes you look confident. Remember, you’re the center of the universe, and all others are below you. Make sure everyone remembers that.

6. When your opponent is asked a question, answer it for them. Your answer is always going to be the better one.

7. Show your intelligence by using really bad grammar. After all, proper English is for lesser people, and really who needs to speak correctly to prove a point? Make up your own language, people will really respect you for it.